Thursday, May 22, 2008

How not to sell your car


Came across this hilarious description by a person selling his M3 at Autotrader.

“This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn't let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I'm also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day.

My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner! I'm not saying this car will do the same for you but it's a start.

If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at (e-mail deleted for obvious reasons). I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick).”


After reading this description i am sure many people wouldnt dare to buy this M3, there seems to be more info about the seller then the car, the advertisement has been removed at autotrader and seemed more of a prank to me.

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